This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
PLEASE THINK AND STOP REBLOGGING THE FARGO/SHERLOCK CROSSOVER GIF WHERE JOHN KILLS MARY, even if you;re expressing your distaste which you are 100% allowed to I JUST WANT YOU TO CONSIDER THE POTENTIAL OF AMANDA/MARTIN SEEING IT, STOP SPREADING IT MAYBE?????, LETS NIP IT IN THE BUD, MESSAGE THE OP AND ASK THEM TO REMOVE IT, PLEASE
OMG THIS ^^
WHEN DID TUMBLR GET SO SM O OTH ?? ? ?? ?? ? ???
THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE XDDD
thank you science side of tumblr
I LOVE THE MEN OF TUMBLR
why does the link lead to that
It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing
I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.
*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*
all the people around me are falling in love and im just here falling asleep